The Top Ten of Car Top Ten Lists

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Top ten lists are all the rage these days. It seems that lately, all across the blogosphere, there are top ten lists popping up focusing on pretty much every and any topic you could possibly imagine. Well, being as that I find myself in, or on, the blogosphere (I’ve never really understood which it is), and I like a good top ten list as much as the next guy or gal, I recently decided I should join in all the fun and make a top ten list of my very own. To share with you, of course.

So, after making this life altering decision, I sat wondering, “Car Hombre,” I thought (sometimes I like to pretend I’m Spanish), “what would be an appropriate top ten list for a car guy like you to write on your car related blog”. Then, suddenly, in a blinding flash of obviousness, it came to me. “A car related top ten list would be perfect”. Actually it was more along the lines of “A los automóviles de diez lista sería perfecto”, but you get the point.

Anyway.

When I went onto the internets and looked at current top ten lists, I noticed that auto related top ten lists were already all over the place. I then started to wonder what possible interest could the auto public have in another top ten list. And that’s when the real stroke of moderate creativity hit me. “I’ll make a top ten list of auto top ten lists,” I thought.

So to make a story that has become unduly long, and by no small measure odd, a little shorter and, well its too late to do anything about the odd. Once that cat gets out of the dryer as they say. Or maybe I’m the ony one who says that.

Where was I… Oh yeah. Here we are

Brad Your Car Guy’s Top Ten List of Auto Related Top Ten Lists

(or as it will be referred to forever more BYCGTTLARTTLs)

10. The Top 10 Worst Car Thief Cities in the US Does that mean the worst car thieves live in those cities, those are the worst cities for car theives to live in or those are the cities with the most theived (?) cars?

9. If you live in one of those cities and drive one of these Top Ten Least Stolen Vehicles for 2008 Then you shouldn’t have any worries about someone taking your car.

8. But you would still have to watch out for the Top Ten Car Dealer Scams because car theives aren’t the only people out to get you.

7. There are also lists for top cars from well established makers like The Top Ten Fords of All Time. (This guy is an awesome writer too.)

6. And lists of lesser known auto offerings like The Top Ten New Eco and Exotic Car Companies. As you might have gleaned from the title, these companies are both exotic and eco.

5. I would take any car on the Top Ten Most Expensive cars in the World list for the re-sale value alone.

4. Maybe then it would end up on theThe Top Ten Vehicles Owned by Billionaires (shouldn’t that actually be the Vehicles Owned by the Top Ten Billionaires) list and I could retire to spend my days skiing with a glass of wine in my hand. (Don’t try that at home)

3. I’m suprised more of those guys don’t shop from the Top Ten Fastest Cars in the World list. Although no sense putting yourself in unnecessary danger when you are worth gigabucks.

2. As cool as all those cars are I’m still more interested in The Top Ten SEMA Hot Rods because you just can’t have enough gold metallic paint, chrome or flames on a car.

1. Of course top ten lists are all about fun as are the Top Ten Craziest Concept Cars of All Time, and as was this list.

Have a great day and I’ll see you around the lot.

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